I'm Living on A Jet Plane

I'm pretty sure the Darwin Awards people will take occasional note of the dead guy found in the wheel well of a jet story that pops up now and again...but the bizarre part of the current spate of these incidents is that it's treated as if the breach of airport security were the big deal, not the bizarre circumstances that would convince somebody that trying to hitch a ride at 35,000 feet amidst crushing hydraulics. I suppose it's disturbing to think somebody would get access to the vitals of a plane undetected, but the fate of the poor schmuck is more disturbing to me by far.