What We're Fighting For

I was at a hardware store the other day buying a bunch of housewares (all, of course, made in China, since finding anything made in the USA today is practically impossible), and I was impressed by the array of "Support Our Troops" paraphernalia on sale -- mostly car magnets, but a variety of other ribbon-themed items. I took a look at them while I was in line.

Every last one of them was made in China.

Thank god we're fighting for freedom and democracy. We wouldn't want to let the Chinese communist party bosses, the state-controlled enterprises, the slave labor, or the software pirates down.