To ONE OF CALIFORNIA'S DISTINGUISHED SONS, in whom THE INTERESTS OF FREEDOM, HUMANITY, and EDUCATION have found an able advocate and munificent benefactor, THIS VOLUME IS MOST RESPECTFULLY DEDICATED by his friend, THE AUTHOR.
Tuesday, November 09, 2004
BULLETIN! WAR ON TERROR OVER! CRIME IN AMERICA ELIMINATED!
John Ashcroft, ever the self-sacrificing soldier, wrote this to President Bush in his resignation letter today:
"The objective of securing the safety of Americans from crime and terror has been achieved."