<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883381</id><updated>2011-12-14T18:47:48.210-08:00</updated><category term='psychiatry'/><category term='book reviews'/><category term='film history'/><category term='Twitter'/><category term='liberalism'/><category term='coinages'/><category term='music'/><category term='documentary'/><category term='climate change'/><category term='television'/><category term='kim stanley robinson'/><category term='academia'/><category term='psychology'/><category term='World War II'/><category term='words'/><category term='novelists'/><category term='The Sopranos'/><category term='concerts'/><category term='Jonathan Richman'/><category term='punk rock'/><category term='weird'/><category term='Jonathan Lethem'/><category term='James Garfield'/><category term='science fiction'/><category term='neologisms'/><category term='rock and roll'/><category term='biography'/><category term='writing'/><category term='useless'/><category term='bureaucracy'/><category term='the Guilded Age'/><category term='Ralph Ellison'/><category term='Ken Burns'/><category term='John Nance'/><category term='medicine'/><category term='google'/><category term='kangaroos'/><title type='text'>I'm a Little Teapot</title><subtitle type='html'>&lt;b&gt;To ONE OF CALIFORNIA'S DISTINGUISHED SONS, in whom THE INTERESTS OF FREEDOM, HUMANITY, and EDUCATION have found an able advocate and munificent benefactor, THIS VOLUME IS MOST RESPECTFULLY DEDICATED by his friend, THE AUTHOR.&lt;/b&gt;</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default?start-index=101&amp;max-results=100'/><author><name>Matt</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>205</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883381.post-5162867707967957800</id><published>2010-07-15T09:40:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-07-15T09:40:08.914-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='neologisms'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='words'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='coinages'/><title type='text'>Studytainment</title><summary type='text'>Here's another neologism I'm predicting will take off soon: studytainment. Def: the unhappy hybrid between the act of studying and a distracting multitasking enjoyable recreational activity, such as listening to an iPod or watching a movie, simultaneously. This will eventually evolve to some kind of designed approach that will bleed into actual curriculum, becoming as commonplace as the idea, say</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/feeds/5162867707967957800/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5883381&amp;postID=5162867707967957800' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/5162867707967957800'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/5162867707967957800'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/2010/07/studytainment.html' title='Studytainment'/><author><name>Matt</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883381.post-8150218727663530871</id><published>2010-05-18T20:51:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-05-18T21:55:27.088-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='punk rock'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='music'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='concerts'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='rock and roll'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Jonathan Richman'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='book reviews'/><title type='text'>Jonathan Richman, A Man Among Gods</title><summary type='text'>
Jonathan Richman Live at the Henry Miller Memorial Library, May 16, 2010

I've loved Jonathan Richman for years and for various reasons, but I have to admit I never really got him, I don't think, until I finally saw him live. 


As a punker, I adored the early Modern Lovers, having found "Government Center" on the Troublemakers weirdo compilation and a much-copied tape of the original Modern </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/feeds/8150218727663530871/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5883381&amp;postID=8150218727663530871' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/8150218727663530871'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/8150218727663530871'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/2010/05/jonathan-richman-man-among-gods.html' title='Jonathan Richman, A Man Among Gods'/><author><name>Matt</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BMBQu3bxEA8/S_NtqW9YPgI/AAAAAAAAEpk/QO1FZ-hWUK4/s72-c/JonathanRichmanTommyLarkin16May2010' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883381.post-8880717970627113265</id><published>2010-01-05T18:01:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-01-05T18:02:50.025-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Twitter'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='useless'/><title type='text'>The Proper Use of Social Media</title><summary type='text'>I'm skeptical about the literary value of the so-called social media -- movies being made from blogs notwithstanding, it does not seem like the sort of thing that lends itself to complicated ideas, or even simple ideas -- but I would make a great exception for this twitter feed, which is just asking to be made into an epic novel followed by a film trilogy.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/feeds/8880717970627113265/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5883381&amp;postID=8880717970627113265' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/8880717970627113265'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/8880717970627113265'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/2010/01/proper-use-of-social-media.html' title='The Proper Use of Social Media'/><author><name>Matt</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883381.post-9103597512038388179</id><published>2009-01-15T11:49:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-15T11:53:52.467-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='neologisms'/><title type='text'>Cyberformication</title><summary type='text'>Documenting one of my neologisms, in the vain (?) hope of preserving credit of authorship:


Cyberformication (n) to cyberformicate (v) - the strange feeling your website is being crawled. By extension, any sixth sense concerning electronic media being invaded by uninvited parties, such as computer virus infections, robots, etc. "Imelda felt her spine shudder at the thought of her blog being </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/feeds/9103597512038388179/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5883381&amp;postID=9103597512038388179' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/9103597512038388179'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/9103597512038388179'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/2009/01/cyberformication.html' title='Cyberformication'/><author><name>Matt</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883381.post-5666237343124204446</id><published>2008-11-25T12:49:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-11-25T12:51:46.992-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='weird'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='google'/><title type='text'>The Three AM Web Search</title><summary type='text'>I just checked my google web history trends, and discovered the only hour of the day I haven't made a search since they invented this thing -- and I, idiot that I am, have tracked the web history as long as I can -- is 3 AM.

I note this includes searches done in different time zones, so 3 AM may simply be a boundary condition for my consciousness.

I wonder if Hillary Clinton is ready to google </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/feeds/5666237343124204446/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5883381&amp;postID=5666237343124204446' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/5666237343124204446'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/5666237343124204446'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/2008/11/three-am-web-search.html' title='The Three AM Web Search'/><author><name>Matt</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883381.post-7895559768979364037</id><published>2007-09-28T09:25:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-09-28T10:19:43.726-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='documentary'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='film history'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Ken Burns'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='World War II'/><title type='text'>Ken Burns, Liar</title><summary type='text'>The War is a documentary film, but one that reminds me not so much of a brilliant scholarly work, a single-volume history, a collection of primary material artfully organized, or even a popularized retelling of a story so much as a clips show. There's nothing about the story that hasn't been done better elsewhere, and possibly even more economically if you cut out all the commercials on the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/feeds/7895559768979364037/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5883381&amp;postID=7895559768979364037' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/7895559768979364037'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/7895559768979364037'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/2007/09/ken-burns-liar.html' title='Ken Burns, Liar'/><author><name>Matt</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883381.post-6476741320773118348</id><published>2007-09-17T11:01:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-09-17T14:30:03.134-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='novelists'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='James Garfield'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='the Guilded Age'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='medicine'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='biography'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='book reviews'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bureaucracy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Ralph Ellison'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='academia'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='film history'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='John Nance'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='writing'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='science fiction'/><title type='text'>Angry Dead White Men</title><summary type='text'>





Oh the bemusing juxtapositions one gets when one's reading list is selected by a three-year old semi-randomly based on the cover. A few weeks ago my little Oprah picked out James A. Garfield by Ira Rutkow ("Look, Daddy, it's Abraham Lincoln!" -- he recognized Garfield from the 'Presidents of the United States' place mat but couldn't quite place him), Orbit by John Nance ("Hey Daddy, it's </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/feeds/6476741320773118348/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5883381&amp;postID=6476741320773118348' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/6476741320773118348'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/6476741320773118348'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/2007/09/angry-dead-white-men.html' title='Angry Dead White Men'/><author><name>Matt</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883381.post-5080923796688653267</id><published>2007-08-06T10:55:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-08-06T11:11:12.550-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Jonathan Lethem'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='kangaroos'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='music'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='book reviews'/><title type='text'>You Don't Love Me Yet</title><summary type='text'>Jonathan Lethem, 2006

Two things:

OK, here's how it goes. Fiction itself is probably 10,000 years old, since the first story embellishment took place around a hunting campfire. Written verse is half that old, and the novel is only a couple of hundred years old and may or may not itself be dying out (pity the poor best-selling poets of yore). Music follows a somewhat parallel history, with </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/feeds/5080923796688653267/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5883381&amp;postID=5080923796688653267' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/5080923796688653267'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/5080923796688653267'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/2007/08/you-dont-love-me-yet.html' title='&lt;i&gt;You Don&apos;t Love Me Yet&lt;/i&gt;'/><author><name>Matt</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883381.post-4359777512704222311</id><published>2007-06-08T18:19:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-06-08T20:10:00.440-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='psychiatry'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='The Sopranos'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='film history'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='psychology'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='television'/><title type='text'>The End of the End of The Sopranos</title><summary type='text'>So, in full disclosure mode, I'm not much of a Sopranos fan in that I've only seen season 1 and parts of season 2, thanks to the spottiness of "free HBO weekends" on my satellite provider and a general ennui with television phenomena. While I can't say as I was a bowled over as most TV critics apparently are/were by the saga, I have enjoyed the show when I've seen it largely for its </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/feeds/4359777512704222311/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5883381&amp;postID=4359777512704222311' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/4359777512704222311'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/4359777512704222311'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/2007/06/end-of-end-of-sopranos.html' title='The End of the End of &lt;i&gt;The Sopranos&lt;/i&gt;'/><author><name>Matt</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883381.post-8582698534161465522</id><published>2007-05-03T15:29:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-03T16:03:11.249-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='climate change'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='liberalism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='kim stanley robinson'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='book reviews'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='science fiction'/><title type='text'>The Chorus vs. The Echo Chamber</title><summary type='text'>Forty Signs of Rain
Fifty Degrees Below
Sixty Days and Counting
The Years of Rice and Salt
Kim Stanley Robinson

I've recently finished the 40-50-60 trilogy from Kim Stanley Robinson with the kind of reluctant anticipation of one who was given a paperback of the first book without foreknowledge that it was part of a set. In the particular instance, the three books are very much on the installment</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/feeds/8582698534161465522/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5883381&amp;postID=8582698534161465522' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/8582698534161465522'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/8582698534161465522'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/2007/05/chorus-vs-echo-chamber.html' title='The Chorus vs. The Echo Chamber'/><author><name>Matt</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883381.post-3766012197624120445</id><published>2007-03-28T09:25:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-03-28T09:38:19.174-07:00</updated><title type='text'>A Brief History of The Brief History of the Dead</title><summary type='text'>The Brief History of the Dead by Kevin Brockmeier (2005)

A vague third-hand understanding of various ancestor-worshipping cultures' understanding of the idea that there are two levels of the after-life, one where we go as long as somebody on earth remembers us and which resembles this world, the other completely unknown.
An even vaguer understanding of the paradoxes of modern scientific </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/feeds/3766012197624120445/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5883381&amp;postID=3766012197624120445' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/3766012197624120445'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/3766012197624120445'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/2007/03/brief-history-of-brief-history-of-dead.html' title='A Brief History of &lt;i&gt;The Brief History of the Dead&lt;/i&gt;'/><author><name>Matt</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883381.post-8763960388236859184</id><published>2007-03-09T18:18:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2007-03-09T18:19:47.409-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Selling the Iraq War, the Jingle</title><summary type='text'>If it says Libby, Libby, Libby
On the libel, libel, libel
You can swear it, swear it, swear it
On your Bible, Bible, Bible
Cause Karl wanted to sell the
War on Babel, Babel, Babel
Although double you em dees were
never on the table, table, table
And that Rove now laughs his ass at
the jokey, jokey, jokey
That it's Libby, Libby, Libby,
In the pokey, pokey, pokey
That's why Libby, Libby, Libby
Made</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/feeds/8763960388236859184/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5883381&amp;postID=8763960388236859184' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/8763960388236859184'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/8763960388236859184'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/2007/03/selling-iraq-war-jingle.html' title='Selling the Iraq War, the Jingle'/><author><name>Matt</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883381.post-7645752679627853688</id><published>2007-03-06T16:06:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-03-06T16:50:11.577-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Now That's Treason!</title><summary type='text'>Patriotic Treason: John Brown and the Soul of America, by Evan Carton (2006)

I confess that, prior to reading this book, I had the popular image of John Brown in my mind of a half-crazed religious zealot who had the right cause (the abolition of slavery) and the wrong technique (half-cocked schemes of violent revolution starting with a raid on Harper's Ferry's federal armory to arm the thousands</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/feeds/7645752679627853688/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5883381&amp;postID=7645752679627853688' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/7645752679627853688'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/7645752679627853688'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/2007/03/now-thats-treason.html' title='Now &lt;i&gt;That&apos;s&lt;/i&gt; Treason!'/><author><name>Matt</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883381.post-4553720399303438292</id><published>2007-02-18T14:27:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-02-18T14:29:02.199-08:00</updated><title type='text'>My Country, Wrong or Wronger</title><summary type='text'>Stephen Decatur: American Naval Hero, 1779-1820, by Robert J. Allison

Among the spate of recent Decatur biographies, this volume stands out. Decatur's biography is swashbuckling stuff, to be sure, easy on the merit of the facts to make into a compelling story. But intricately, often subtly, woven into this book is the story of America moving from revolution to a budding empire, from underdog </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/feeds/4553720399303438292/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5883381&amp;postID=4553720399303438292' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/4553720399303438292'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/4553720399303438292'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/2007/02/my-country-wrong-or-wronger.html' title='My Country, Wrong or Wronger'/><author><name>Matt</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883381.post-116423360016773851</id><published>2006-11-22T14:10:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-11-22T16:00:37.226-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Final Report of the Teapot Commission</title><summary type='text'>
November 22nd. I have resurrected an old posting from my pre-blog-days website, originally done in November 1999.


Final Report of the Teapot Commission

Like most Americans, I'm readily willing to believe the worst, even beyond -- heck, well beyond -- when evidence strongly suggests otherwise. And similarly, I'm especially ready to believe the evidence of my own eyes, however inexpertly </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/feeds/116423360016773851/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5883381&amp;postID=116423360016773851' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/116423360016773851'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/116423360016773851'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/2006/11/final-report-of-teapot-commission.html' title='Final Report of the Teapot Commission'/><author><name>Matt</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883381.post-116387717330958134</id><published>2006-11-18T11:00:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-11-18T11:14:22.350-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Wuss Rock</title><summary type='text'>
The Dead Schembechlers (Bo Biafra, Bo Vicious, Bo Thunders, and Bo Scabies -- hey, wait a minute, Jello and Rat aren't dead!) have decided to break up just because the object of their derision, Bo Schembechler, has actually died.

The whole reason the name "Dead Kennedys" was a shocker in the late 70s was, well, because it was kind of offensive and insensitive, most especially to the progressive</summary><link rel='related' href='http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&amp;friendid=26176291' title='Wuss Rock'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/feeds/116387717330958134/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5883381&amp;postID=116387717330958134' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/116387717330958134'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/116387717330958134'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/2006/11/wuss-rock.html' title='Wuss Rock'/><author><name>Matt</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883381.post-116206162360174223</id><published>2006-10-28T11:49:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-10-28T17:05:15.706-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Deathbed Conversion</title><summary type='text'>Another in our occasional series of verbatim items from America's  fifth column fourth estate:

Former MLB Pitcher Joe Niekro dies
by Fred Goodall, Associated Press

TAMPA, FLA. -- Former major league pitcher Joe Niekro, Houston's career victory leader, died Friday, Astros president Tal Smith said. He was 61.

The two-time 20-game winner suffered a brain aneurysm Thursday and was taken to South </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/feeds/116206162360174223/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5883381&amp;postID=116206162360174223' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/116206162360174223'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/116206162360174223'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/2006/10/deathbed-conversion.html' title='Deathbed Conversion'/><author><name>Matt</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883381.post-116094765638142330</id><published>2006-10-15T14:24:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-10-15T14:39:50.876-07:00</updated><title type='text'>We Jam Econo: The Story of the Minutemen (2005)</title><summary type='text'>It's difficult to know what to say about this well-made, honest, and truly documentary film.

On the one hand, as a fan of the band I'm grateful to have such a nice retelling of their story, crisply paced, and full of details I'd never heard.

On the other hand, I found myself at the end of it rather sad and swimming in nostalgia, and there's something so creepily unpunkrock about that, I'm not </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/feeds/116094765638142330/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5883381&amp;postID=116094765638142330' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/116094765638142330'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/116094765638142330'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/2006/10/we-jam-econo-story-of-minutemen-2005.html' title='&lt;i&gt;We Jam Econo: The Story of the Minutemen&lt;/i&gt; (2005)'/><author><name>Matt</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883381.post-115821735061540090</id><published>2006-09-13T23:51:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-09-14T00:02:30.633-07:00</updated><title type='text'>How Was Your Day?</title><summary type='text'>I had a weird day about a month ago. I was driving to a meeting of a volunteer group that meets in a town about 40 minutes away. The way there is pretty rural, lots of cow and lettuce townlets and fields. I pass through this apparently deserted intersection, and all of a sudden -- as if via a cue in a movie -- there's a traffic jam, dozens of big rig trucks and cars converging on this set of </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/feeds/115821735061540090/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5883381&amp;postID=115821735061540090' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/115821735061540090'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/115821735061540090'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/2006/09/how-was-your-day.html' title='How Was Your Day?'/><author><name>Matt</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883381.post-115032508047178967</id><published>2006-06-14T15:10:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-06-14T16:00:08.560-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Trial by Jurors</title><summary type='text'>I got called for jury duty a couple of months ago. 

This was the 11th or 12th time I've been called for jury duty. My wife, who's shared addresses, voter registration, motor vehicle licensing, and just about every other form of public record with me for the past 20 years has been summoned exactly twice. I've had to go down to a court house on all but one of those 11 (or 12) occasions; both times</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/feeds/115032508047178967/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5883381&amp;postID=115032508047178967' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/115032508047178967'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/115032508047178967'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/2006/06/trial-by-jurors.html' title='Trial by Jurors'/><author><name>Matt</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883381.post-114773663222723155</id><published>2006-05-15T16:15:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-05-15T17:20:38.203-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Eyes on the Prize: Springsteen Meets Seeger in Throwdown Match</title><summary type='text'>Guthrie, Dylan Both Spin Round and Round in their Graves, Toes a Tapping
I once had a conversation with Dick Dale after he'd played a gig -- around when he was a mere pup of sixty years or so -- where he explained Rock and Roll music to me. "Rock and roll is all about fucking," he opined. "The only reason to become a rock musician is to get laid. I know it worked for me." I think this was right </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/feeds/114773663222723155/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5883381&amp;postID=114773663222723155' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/114773663222723155'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/114773663222723155'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/2006/05/eyes-on-prize-springsteen-meets-seeger.html' title='Eyes on the Prize:&lt;br&gt; Springsteen Meets Seeger in Throwdown Match'/><author><name>Matt</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883381.post-114687255028956235</id><published>2006-05-05T16:34:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-05-05T16:43:18.280-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Right Hand Interviews Left</title><summary type='text'>From two articles, both in today's Monterey County Herald, both starting on page 1.

Lawyer James Michael Dead at 78
by Virginia Hennessy, Herald Salinas Bureau
Monterey County lawyers and judges are mourning the passing of attorney James Michael, a "legend" in the local criminal justice system.

Mr. Michael, who died Monday at the age of 78, was remembered Thursday as a mentor with a wry sense </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/feeds/114687255028956235/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5883381&amp;postID=114687255028956235' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/114687255028956235'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/114687255028956235'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/2006/05/right-hand-interviews-left.html' title='Right Hand Interviews Left'/><author><name>Matt</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883381.post-114102457957861322</id><published>2006-02-26T22:48:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-02-26T23:57:00.106-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Lost in Time (Buffalo Soldiers, 2001)</title><summary type='text'>One hilarious bit of trivia about the movie Buffalo Soldiers: the title in Germany was Buffalo Soldiers, Army Go Home! That, of course, is the spin they put on a movie essentially released in 2004, though made in 2000 and slated for original release in 2001, because that's the sentiment that's being reflected in the current era of unilateralism. You wouldn't think we'd won the cold war in a good </summary><link rel='related' href='http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0252299/' title='Lost in Time (&lt;i&gt;Buffalo Soldiers&lt;/i&gt;, 2001)'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/feeds/114102457957861322/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5883381&amp;postID=114102457957861322' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/114102457957861322'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/114102457957861322'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/2006/02/lost-in-time-buffalo-soldiers-2001.html' title='Lost in Time (&lt;i&gt;Buffalo Soldiers&lt;/i&gt;, 2001)'/><author><name>Matt</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883381.post-113485051543598536</id><published>2005-12-17T12:01:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-12-17T13:20:23.390-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Tis the Sleazin' of Joy [It's a Wonderful Life(1946)]</title><summary type='text'>Some years ago Connie Willis wrote (via a mouthpiece character in a short story in her collection Miracle and Other Christmas Stories) about the undeserved reputation the movie It's a Wonderful Life as embodying the true spirit of Christmas. (I'd quote her at length, but our copy of Miracle was lent out a while back and not yet returned -- how about that for the spirit of Christmas.) She </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/feeds/113485051543598536/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5883381&amp;postID=113485051543598536' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/113485051543598536'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/113485051543598536'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/2005/12/tis-sleazin-of-joy-its-wonderful.html' title='Tis the Sleazin&apos; of Joy [&lt;I&gt;It&apos;s a Wonderful Life&lt;/i&gt;(1946)]'/><author><name>Matt</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883381.post-112879611162329284</id><published>2005-10-08T11:21:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-10-08T13:11:30.306-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Happy Endings for Jack Womack and Jane Eyre</title><summary type='text'>I had forgotten what a nearly indescribable pleasure it is to read Jack Womack in tiny increments while falling asleep. There's something about the mix of his language, the arcs of plot, the ambience, the penumbra of softly-floating place and uncertain time that produces excellent dreaming. I mean this will all the respect in the world: a Jack Womack book is one of the best ways to fall asleep. </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/feeds/112879611162329284/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5883381&amp;postID=112879611162329284' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/112879611162329284'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/112879611162329284'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/2005/10/happy-endings-for-jack-womack-and-jane.html' title='Happy Endings for Jack Womack and Jane Eyre'/><author><name>Matt</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883381.post-112787958706044440</id><published>2005-09-27T20:22:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-09-27T20:55:48.026-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Karen Hughes to the Rescue</title><summary type='text'>Bush Administration to Apply Successful Campaign Tactics to World Diplomacy

News item: CAIRO – Karen Hughes, a folksy Texan and longtime confidante of President Bush, has one of the toughest jobs in the US government: convincing the rest of the world, particularly the Arab world, that US policies are in their best interests.
She started her first week as the State Department's top public </summary><link rel='related' href='http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/09/27/AR2005092701311.html' title='Karen Hughes to the Rescue'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/feeds/112787958706044440/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5883381&amp;postID=112787958706044440' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/112787958706044440'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/112787958706044440'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/2005/09/karen-hughes-to-rescue.html' title='Karen Hughes to the Rescue'/><author><name>Matt</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883381.post-112726022008620149</id><published>2005-09-20T16:49:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-09-20T16:50:20.100-07:00</updated><title type='text'>All Pigs Is Equal</title><summary type='text'>There's a fairly large proportion of "new" children's books aimed at the under-3 set that are illustrated versions of nursery rhymes or kiddie songs. I strongly suspect this is for a combination of two reasons: first, the story's in the public domain, so there's no tricky creative problem of thinking up an original idea or possibly being sued by another author. One rather thinks that there's a </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/feeds/112726022008620149/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5883381&amp;postID=112726022008620149' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/112726022008620149'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/112726022008620149'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/2005/09/all-pigs-is-equal.html' title='All Pigs Is Equal'/><author><name>Matt</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883381.post-112682543516641904</id><published>2005-09-15T15:46:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-09-15T16:03:55.173-07:00</updated><title type='text'>John Roberts Interviews for Some Other Jobs</title><summary type='text'>Been following those scintillating Supreme Court confirmation hearings for the putative Mr. Chief Justice Roberts? Me, neither, not after listening to the pablum drool unctuously and meaninglessly off his lips the first day. I was left wondering how John Roberts would interview for some other jobs....hmmmm....

Interviewer: "Thanks, Mr. Roberts, for coming in to interview for the position of </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/feeds/112682543516641904/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5883381&amp;postID=112682543516641904' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/112682543516641904'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/112682543516641904'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/2005/09/john-roberts-interviews-for-some-other.html' title='John Roberts Interviews for Some Other Jobs'/><author><name>Matt</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883381.post-112657460538188803</id><published>2005-09-12T17:59:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-09-12T18:30:49.863-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Write Your Own Best-Seller!</title><summary type='text'>In contemplating how to sell my novel, I had occasion to peruse the New York Times Bestseller list, which in our local paper is rather conveniently located next to the sunday crossword, so when I'm stuck on a clue I can take a break and see what the rest of America is reading.

The thought occurs that when writing a book, the single most-important sentence is the one-sentence tag line that will </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/feeds/112657460538188803/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5883381&amp;postID=112657460538188803' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/112657460538188803'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/112657460538188803'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/2005/09/write-your-own-best-seller.html' title='Write Your Own Best-Seller!'/><author><name>Matt</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883381.post-112612925537371390</id><published>2005-09-07T14:39:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-09-07T15:16:38.496-07:00</updated><title type='text'>More Great Moments in American Leadership</title><summary type='text'>We’re happy to provide exclusive excerpts from the forthcoming book, Great Moments in American Leadership due to be published in October, 2006 by the Heritage Foundation Press. The recommended uses of the book, according to the promotional material provided to booksellers, include as a history text for home-schooling, for re-sale as a fundraiser at Lincoln-Reagan Day dinners, and stacked to </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/feeds/112612925537371390/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5883381&amp;postID=112612925537371390' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/112612925537371390'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/112612925537371390'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/2005/09/more-great-moments-in-american.html' title='More Great Moments in American Leadership'/><author><name>Matt</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883381.post-112563954094365204</id><published>2005-09-01T22:27:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-09-01T22:39:00.953-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Storm Damage</title><summary type='text'>I write this sickened, curled up with a deep disgust that permeates my inside, at the awful harvest of Katrina's wake. I wouldn't blame a hurricane on politics, although the current administration doesn't even admit global warming, which played a role in the strength if not the existence of the storm, even exists. But we are left with the picture of thousands upon thousands of poor, black, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/feeds/112563954094365204/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5883381&amp;postID=112563954094365204' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/112563954094365204'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/112563954094365204'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/2005/09/storm-damage.html' title='Storm Damage'/><author><name>Matt</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883381.post-112397568652950807</id><published>2005-08-13T16:25:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-08-13T16:28:06.530-07:00</updated><title type='text'>What We're Fighting For</title><summary type='text'>I was at a hardware store the other day buying a bunch of housewares (all, of course, made in China, since finding anything made in the USA today is practically impossible), and I was impressed by the array of "Support Our Troops" paraphernalia on sale -- mostly car magnets, but a variety of other ribbon-themed items. I took a look at them while I was in line.

Every last one of them was made in </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/feeds/112397568652950807/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5883381&amp;postID=112397568652950807' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/112397568652950807'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/112397568652950807'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/2005/08/what-were-fighting-for.html' title='What We&apos;re Fighting For'/><author><name>Matt</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883381.post-112397530871420946</id><published>2005-08-13T16:06:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-08-13T16:21:48.793-07:00</updated><title type='text'>They Just Don't Make Wars Like They Used to</title><summary type='text'>Did you know that Canada and Denmark are in a war of sorts, the old-fashioned kind, too: a territorial dispute? They both claim sovereignty over Hans Island, a lump of rock between Greenland and some Canadian islands in the northeastern snowball's end of the frozen North.  It's smaller than most of the icebergs that are around it for most of the year, hasn't got a damn thing growing on it, and </summary><link rel='related' href='http://www.cbc.ca/story/world/national/2005/08/08/hans-island-050808.html' title='They Just Don&apos;t Make Wars Like They Used to'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/feeds/112397530871420946/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5883381&amp;postID=112397530871420946' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/112397530871420946'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/112397530871420946'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/2005/08/they-just-dont-make-wars-like-they.html' title='They Just Don&apos;t Make Wars Like They Used to'/><author><name>Matt</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883381.post-112215845374378691</id><published>2005-07-23T15:16:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-07-23T17:06:04.966-07:00</updated><title type='text'>SLC Punk! (1998)</title><summary type='text'>So, having posted recently about Punk: Attitude and Brigham Young, it seems like a fitting time to finally post on SLC Punk!, seeing as it combines both the repressive religious regimes of punk rock and the paradoxical anarchy of Mormonism.

Working my way backwards from the critical commentary, in the spirit of the intellectual anarchy of  the good Internet-era post-post-post-mo era, where no </summary><link rel='related' href='http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0133189/combined' title='&lt;i&gt;SLC Punk!&lt;/i&gt; (1998)'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/feeds/112215845374378691/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5883381&amp;postID=112215845374378691' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/112215845374378691'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/112215845374378691'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/2005/07/slc-punk-1998.html' title='&lt;i&gt;SLC Punk!&lt;/i&gt; (1998)'/><author><name>Matt</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883381.post-112199799909181103</id><published>2005-07-21T18:36:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-07-21T20:16:52.580-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Land of the Dead, the Prequel (Brigham Young, 1940)</title><summary type='text'>It's hard to believe that there won't be a scientology-bankrolled project soon about the life of L. Ron Hubbard, between the vanity project Battlefield Earth and the sci-fi slasher flick financed out of pocket by Mel Gibson, Passion of the Christ, precedents have been set. Scientologists have all the great chips on their shoulders to be convinced they're an oppressed minority, not the least of </summary><link rel='related' href='http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0032281/combined?fr=c2l0ZT1kZnxteD0yMHxsbT01MDB8dHQ9MXxmYj11fHBuPTB8cT1icmlnaGFtIHlvdW5nfGh0bWw9MXxubT0x;fc=1;ft=20;fm=1' title='&lt;i&gt;Land of the Dead&lt;/i&gt;, the Prequel (&lt;i&gt;Brigham Young, 1940&lt;/i&gt;)'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/feeds/112199799909181103/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5883381&amp;postID=112199799909181103' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/112199799909181103'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/112199799909181103'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/2005/07/land-of-dead-prequel-brigham-young.html' title='&lt;i&gt;Land of the Dead&lt;/i&gt;, the Prequel (&lt;i&gt;Brigham Young, 1940&lt;/i&gt;)'/><author><name>Matt</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883381.post-112101888117848793</id><published>2005-07-10T11:02:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-07-23T17:02:39.810-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Punk: Attitude (schmattitude)</title><summary type='text'>OK, since I made a quick trash of it, I figured I'd write a longer review as a make-good. 

I have no doubt that future cultural historians and music cognoscenti will appreciate this competent and fairly broad-sweeping history of the original punk "movement" of the 1970s. But I have to say, as a forty-something who was "there" at the end of the 1970s, there's something unnerving and vaguely </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/feeds/112101888117848793/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5883381&amp;postID=112101888117848793' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/112101888117848793'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/112101888117848793'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/2005/07/punk-attitude-schmattitude.html' title='&lt;i&gt;Punk: Attitude&lt;/i&gt; (schmattitude)'/><author><name>Matt</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883381.post-112098059469013671</id><published>2005-07-10T00:25:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-07-10T00:32:09.733-07:00</updated><title type='text'>The Stupidest Thing I've Heard in a Documentary Lately...</title><summary type='text'>...at least since the anthropmorphic opening line of "March of the Penguins", which in preview was enough to make me want to never go see it...

In the movie "Punk:Attitude", one of the wheezing middle-aged punkers saying "the internet was a very punk idea," by way of ridiculously trying to justify the whole punk thing as having made some sort of difference in society. (The jury is out on that, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/feeds/112098059469013671/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5883381&amp;postID=112098059469013671' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/112098059469013671'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/112098059469013671'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/2005/07/stupidest-thing-ive-heard-in.html' title='The Stupidest Thing I&apos;ve Heard in a Documentary Lately...'/><author><name>Matt</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883381.post-112083782391515227</id><published>2005-07-08T08:47:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-07-08T08:50:23.920-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Vertigo's Mysteries Explained</title><summary type='text'>An amusing article in the July 4 2005 issue of The New Yorker by Adam Gopnik, "Death of a Fish" (not apparently available on-line as yet), that either uses Vertigo to explain the problem of consciousness and the understanding of death as part of the development of human psychology; or, perhaps, uses the death of a fish and the problem of consciousness and understanding of death as the part of the</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/feeds/112083782391515227/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5883381&amp;postID=112083782391515227' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/112083782391515227'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/112083782391515227'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/2005/07/vertigos-mysteries-explained.html' title='&lt;i&gt;Vertigo&lt;/i&gt;&apos;s Mysteries Explained'/><author><name>Matt</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883381.post-112081470432318301</id><published>2005-07-08T02:24:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-07-08T02:25:18.096-07:00</updated><title type='text'>It's an Index</title><summary type='text'>I've  finally made up an index of this blog...ugly formatting, but that's what I have time for right now.</summary><link rel='related' href='http://www.hoffwall.org/TeapotIndex2.html' title='It&apos;s an Index'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/feeds/112081470432318301/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5883381&amp;postID=112081470432318301' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/112081470432318301'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/112081470432318301'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/2005/07/its-index.html' title='It&apos;s an Index'/><author><name>Matt</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883381.post-112080246808166150</id><published>2005-07-07T23:00:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-07-07T23:01:08.090-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Enemy at the Gates (2001)</title><summary type='text'>Enemy at the Gates (2001)

I've now watched this movie four or five times, and it continues to impress me with each viewing. Criticisms that it does not accurately depict the battle of Stalingrad are missing the point. The movie doesn't purport to tell the whole story of the epic battle of the greatest land war ever known (and we hope humanity will ever endure) in terms of a historical </summary><link rel='related' href='http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0215750/combined' title='Enemy at the Gates (2001)'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/feeds/112080246808166150/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5883381&amp;postID=112080246808166150' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/112080246808166150'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/112080246808166150'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/2005/07/enemy-at-gates-2001.html' title='Enemy at the Gates (2001)'/><author><name>Matt</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883381.post-112079857880344750</id><published>2005-07-07T21:24:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-07-07T21:56:18.810-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Why the Terrorists are Winning</title><summary type='text'>...and one simple thing you can do to help beat themI thought this was telling: I heard an interview on the BBC today with one of the survivors of one of the tube bombings. This fellow was in the last car of the train, and they heard the explosion as a faint boom. The passengers, he said, all just assumed it was one of the many technical glitches that plague the Underground these days. He said </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/feeds/112079857880344750/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5883381&amp;postID=112079857880344750' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/112079857880344750'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/112079857880344750'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/2005/07/why-terrorists-are-winning.html' title='Why the Terrorists are Winning'/><author><name>Matt</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883381.post-112035054259080034</id><published>2005-07-02T17:27:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-07-02T17:29:02.596-07:00</updated><title type='text'>But What about Lillian Hellman?</title><summary type='text'>From Wikipedia's article on Dash Hammett:


After entering the U.S. Army, he was assigned to an ambulance company but he contracted tuberculosis and spent the war as a patient in a hospital in America. After the war, he turned to drinking, advertising, and eventually, writing.
</summary><link rel='related' href='http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dashiell_Hammett' title='But What about Lillian Hellman?'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/feeds/112035054259080034/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5883381&amp;postID=112035054259080034' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/112035054259080034'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/112035054259080034'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/2005/07/but-what-about-lillian-hellman.html' title='But What about Lillian Hellman?'/><author><name>Matt</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883381.post-111773508275615959</id><published>2005-06-02T10:44:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-06-02T10:58:38.650-07:00</updated><title type='text'>"Spreading Democracy"</title><summary type='text'>I'm still somewhat at a loss to discover why we're not invading Saudi Arabia, if our mission in the Middle East is to spread democracy and freedom. In the Kingdom, even  suggesting studying the idea of allowing women to drive can endanger your life. The fact the 9/11 hijackers and Osama are (were) (nearly) all Saudis seems to have been neglected even in the 9/11 commission report. But any Iraqi </summary><link rel='related' href='http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050602/ap_on_re_mi_ea/saudi_women_behind_the_wheel' title='&quot;Spreading Democracy&quot;'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/feeds/111773508275615959/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5883381&amp;postID=111773508275615959' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/111773508275615959'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/111773508275615959'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/2005/06/spreading-democracy.html' title='&quot;Spreading Democracy&quot;'/><author><name>Matt</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883381.post-111445255538657071</id><published>2005-04-25T10:52:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-04-25T11:09:15.390-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Senator Goofball Proposes Privatizing the Weather</title><summary type='text'>Senator Rick Santorum (Goofball-PA) has introduced a bill that would forbid the National Weather Service from reporting the weather. It's not even a cost-cutting measure, since the NWS and NOAA would be left intact. It's purely meant to prevent the free use of data the governement collects, and has collected for two hundred years. 

What? What's the point, you ask? Well, Senator Goofball wants to</summary><link rel='related' href='http://www.oxfordpress.com/news/content/shared/news/nation/stories/04/22_WEATHER_BILL.html' title='Senator Goofball Proposes Privatizing the Weather'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/feeds/111445255538657071/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5883381&amp;postID=111445255538657071' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/111445255538657071'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/111445255538657071'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/2005/04/senator-goofball-proposes-privatizing.html' title='Senator Goofball Proposes Privatizing the Weather'/><author><name>Matt</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883381.post-111403824153863551</id><published>2005-04-20T15:45:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-04-20T16:05:06.966-07:00</updated><title type='text'>What Did You Do During the War, Papa?</title><summary type='text'>
Obviously any German, born in 1927, is going to have some sort of World War II story. When that German has just been selected Pope, you'd think one of the many All-Pope, All the Time news channels would've at least investigated this. I mean, the most evil thing that has ever happened in the history of humanity ought to be a real focal point for any annointed Prince of Peace. But a kid who spent </summary><link rel='related' href='http://www.qctimes.com/internal.php?story_id=1049585&amp;t=Nation+%2F+World&amp;c=26,1049585' title='What Did You Do During the War, Papa?'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/feeds/111403824153863551/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5883381&amp;postID=111403824153863551' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/111403824153863551'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/111403824153863551'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/2005/04/what-did-you-do-during-war-papa.html' title='What Did You Do During the War, Papa?'/><author><name>Matt</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883381.post-111281663352060608</id><published>2005-04-06T12:33:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-04-06T12:43:53.523-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Half-Erect for the Pope</title><summary type='text'>Last Laugh

So our President has ordered flags to be flown at half-staff for the Bishop of Rome, who passed away last week. Welcome to 21st-century America, where we dip the symbol of our national sovereignty to a Polish national living in Rome heading up a church to which a minority of Americans attend, who was head of a sovereign state that would fit inside the pond in Central Park. What a </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/feeds/111281663352060608/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5883381&amp;postID=111281663352060608' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/111281663352060608'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/111281663352060608'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/2005/04/half-erect-for-pope.html' title='Half-Erect for the Pope'/><author><name>Matt</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883381.post-111211576462501727</id><published>2005-03-29T08:42:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-03-29T11:49:41.243-08:00</updated><title type='text'>The Moth Drawn to the Publicity Light Bulb</title><summary type='text'>What is up with that,  Jesse Jackson?

First he shows up at the Michael Jackson trial, where MJ is spreading the word he's the victim of a vast conspiracy and likened himself to Nelson Mandela. I'm all with Rev. Jackson (no relation) holding that persons are presumed innocent until proven guilty, but if the legacy of the former aide of Rev. Martin Luther King, Jr. is to be the protection of the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/feeds/111211576462501727/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5883381&amp;postID=111211576462501727' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/111211576462501727'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/111211576462501727'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/2005/03/moth-drawn-to-publicity-light-bulb.html' title='The Moth Drawn to the Publicity Light Bulb'/><author><name>Matt</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883381.post-111178357842350762</id><published>2005-03-25T12:41:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-03-25T12:46:18.430-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Why Liberals Should Take Economics</title><summary type='text'>This has been circulating on the net for quite a while, and I got it back this week from two different sources:


You might want to make a copy of this and keep it in your car.  Looks like we're subsidizing a bunch of murdering misfits by buying Mideast oil/gas.  

WHERE TO BUY YOUR GAS,
THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT TO KNOW.
READ ON--

Why didn't George W. think of this?  (Think??)

Gas rationing in </summary><link rel='related' href='http://www.snopes.com/politics/business/saudigas.asp' title='Why Liberals Should Take Economics'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/feeds/111178357842350762/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5883381&amp;postID=111178357842350762' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/111178357842350762'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/111178357842350762'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/2005/03/why-liberals-should-take-economics.html' title='Why Liberals Should Take Economics'/><author><name>Matt</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883381.post-111107851127818981</id><published>2005-03-17T08:16:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-03-17T08:55:11.280-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Bad at Math, or Just Bad</title><summary type='text'>As I write this, the President has just nominated a veterinarian to head the Food and Drug Administration. Nothing like the expertise of a horse doctor from a one-stoplight town in Alabama to restore public confidence in the drug review process. This follows appointing a guy to head the FCC communication whose primary experience was counting ballots for Bush in Florida in 2000, appointing a guy </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/feeds/111107851127818981/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5883381&amp;postID=111107851127818981' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/111107851127818981'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/111107851127818981'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/2005/03/bad-at-math-or-just-bad.html' title='Bad at Math, or Just Bad'/><author><name>Matt</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883381.post-110936730526799071</id><published>2005-02-25T13:31:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-02-25T13:44:47.863-08:00</updated><title type='text'>The Beatles' Monument to Misogyny</title><summary type='text'>I keep seeing Rubber Soul on the all-time lists of great rock albums, and even though I've got it burned into my mind, I don't give the album that much thought. Big mistake, I think. ITunes spit it up today, and I actually listened to the lyrics for all the songs of the original LP in the order they are. I'm sure Beatles aficianados will have all the biographical explanations about how the boys </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/feeds/110936730526799071/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5883381&amp;postID=110936730526799071' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/110936730526799071'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/110936730526799071'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/2005/02/beatles-monument-to-misogyny.html' title='The Beatles&apos; Monument to Misogyny'/><author><name>Matt</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883381.post-110835817779587412</id><published>2005-02-13T21:13:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-02-25T13:37:08.960-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Happy Easter Season!</title><summary type='text'>Beetle found out he's doing another tour...
Wither General Halftrack? He is at the Pentagon, getting a medal and preparing for life as a consultant for a large defense contractor.</summary><link rel='related' href='http://www.beetlebailey.com/' title='Happy Easter Season!'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/feeds/110835817779587412/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5883381&amp;postID=110835817779587412' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/110835817779587412'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/110835817779587412'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/2005/02/happy-easter-season.html' title='Happy Easter Season!'/><author><name>Matt</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883381.post-110805812964315683</id><published>2005-02-10T08:43:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-02-10T09:59:07.606-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Deep Sixed Again by Amazon</title><summary type='text'>In another installment in my occasional series "Amazon Gets Inside My Head",  I've noticed a very large number of Submarine movies on DVD start popping up. Run Silent, Run Deep, The Enemy Below (very persistently, perhaps because Robert Mitchum is the star), Das Boot, etc.

Now, Amazon has this feature where you can check "why" I'm recommended this paticular thing. It's a pattern-matching </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/feeds/110805812964315683/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5883381&amp;postID=110805812964315683' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/110805812964315683'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/110805812964315683'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/2005/02/deep-sixed-again-by-amazon.html' title='Deep Sixed Again by Amazon'/><author><name>Matt</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883381.post-110771837266364377</id><published>2005-02-06T11:31:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-02-06T11:32:52.663-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Correction of the Day; More California Suicide News</title><summary type='text'>From Reuters:

In February 5 LOS ANGELES story headlined "Sideways scores knockout at SAG awards" please read in 18th paragraph ... obsessive-compulsive detective ... not ... obsessive-compulsive comedian ... .

From Clint Eastwood:

"You don't have to be into incest to like Hamlet."
</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/feeds/110771837266364377/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5883381&amp;postID=110771837266364377' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/110771837266364377'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/110771837266364377'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/2005/02/correction-of-day-more-california.html' title='Correction of the Day; More California Suicide News'/><author><name>Matt</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883381.post-110684435187354040</id><published>2005-01-27T08:36:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-01-27T08:45:51.873-08:00</updated><title type='text'>California's Suicide Watch</title><summary type='text'>The accident in LA yesterday which killed ten people is a tragedy, in the truest sense; it was a fateful consequence that could have been avoided. One wonders if the mental health services of the state hadn't been gutted by the Guhvuhnoh's indolence and the decades-long aversion of California taxpayers to do the right thing and provide for the common benefit, that the suicidal man who parked his </summary><link rel='related' href='http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-012705train_wr,0,3055988.story?coll=la-home-headlines' title='California&apos;s Suicide Watch'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/feeds/110684435187354040/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5883381&amp;postID=110684435187354040' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/110684435187354040'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/110684435187354040'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/2005/01/californias-suicide-watch.html' title='California&apos;s Suicide Watch'/><author><name>Matt</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883381.post-110521210164569547</id><published>2005-01-08T11:16:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-01-08T11:21:41.646-08:00</updated><title type='text'>At Least It Wasn't an Anne Coulter Book</title><summary type='text'>I've occasionally posted about the weirdnesses of having robots and agents watching one's buying and borrowing habits and so forth, usually to marvel at how Amazon or somesuch recommended something totally out of the blue, and it turned out I was quite happy and interested in whatever it was they recommended.

So I thought perhaps that when a "recommendation" came up for a manual on how to </summary><link rel='related' href='http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0471264571/ref=wl_it_dp/103-0300602-6758276?%5Fencoding=UTF8&amp;coliid=I9534Z6CLVYZC&amp;v=glance&amp;colid=3D0CRTVNWBBL0' title='At Least It Wasn&apos;t an Anne Coulter Book'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/feeds/110521210164569547/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5883381&amp;postID=110521210164569547' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/110521210164569547'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/110521210164569547'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/2005/01/at-least-it-wasnt-anne-coulter-book.html' title='At Least It Wasn&apos;t an Anne Coulter Book'/><author><name>Matt</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883381.post-110321788132272827</id><published>2004-12-16T09:22:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2004-12-16T09:24:41.323-08:00</updated><title type='text'>MLB's Capitol Punishment</title><summary type='text'>Editorial note: cross-posted at The Diamond Angle.com.
It's Selig, Not Cropp, Pulling the Switch on this ExecutionThe city council of the District of Columbia heroically drew a line in the stand against corporate welfare -- sort of -- by voting Tuesday to require that any new ballpark in the district be financed at least 50% from private sources. Bearing in mind that the city is still picking up</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/feeds/110321788132272827/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5883381&amp;postID=110321788132272827' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/110321788132272827'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/110321788132272827'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/2004/12/mlbs-capitol-punishment.html' title='MLB&apos;s Capitol Punishment'/><author><name>Matt</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883381.post-110280331639150445</id><published>2004-12-11T14:14:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2004-12-11T14:15:16.390-08:00</updated><title type='text'>New Pitchplay: October Surprise (Jack Ryan IV)</title><summary type='text'>I've posted my most recent Pitchplay, October Surprise: A Clear and Present Danger to Red Patriot Games at my Pitchplay blog.</summary><link rel='related' href='http://pitchplay.blogspot.com/2004/12/october-surprise-jack-ryan-iv.html' title='New Pitchplay: October Surprise (Jack Ryan IV)'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/feeds/110280331639150445/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5883381&amp;postID=110280331639150445' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/110280331639150445'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/110280331639150445'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/2004/12/new-pitchplay-october-surprise-jack.html' title='New Pitchplay: October Surprise (Jack Ryan IV)'/><author><name>Matt</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883381.post-110279170987214762</id><published>2004-12-11T11:00:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2004-12-11T11:01:49.873-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Playing Kids' Games on 'Roids</title><summary type='text'>Editorial Note: Cross-posted from The Diamond Angle.com

The grandstand plays on steroids, the great non-scandal, non-issue being blown up for a variety of reasons, continue. As noted here a few days earlier, Senator John McCain is threatening unprecedented legislation that would overturn specific portions of a negotiated collective bargaining agreement. Whether McCain is doing it just for the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/feeds/110279170987214762/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5883381&amp;postID=110279170987214762' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/110279170987214762'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/110279170987214762'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/2004/12/playing-kids-games-on-roids.html' title='Playing Kids&apos; Games on &apos;Roids'/><author><name>Matt</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883381.post-110235791449937750</id><published>2004-12-06T10:28:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2004-12-06T10:42:45.243-08:00</updated><title type='text'>John  McCain's Grandstand Play</title><summary type='text'>This is Your Brain Trust on DrugsEditorial Note: cross-posted on The Diamond Angle's blog page.


Grandstand Play: 1. Any play that is staged to elicit applause. The play may be a simple one but it is embellished and made to look difficult and even heroic. 2. adj. Descriptive of a flashy style of playing. "When necessary, bench a man for each attempt at grandsand play. Most coashes need a </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/feeds/110235791449937750/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5883381&amp;postID=110235791449937750' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/110235791449937750'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/110235791449937750'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/2004/12/john-mccains-grandstand-play.html' title='John  McCain&apos;s Grandstand Play'/><author><name>Matt</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883381.post-110062999945146410</id><published>2004-11-16T10:09:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2004-11-16T10:33:19.450-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Colin Powell - Bitch Punk of the Year</title><summary type='text'>Oh yeah, I'm being harsh on Colin Powell, because he should have known better. He allowed himself to be used twice to elect Bush -- remember all that talk back in 2000 about how Bush was going to be OK, because he was a moderate who would surround himself with good people like Powell? Now he finds himself forced out of State just weeks after the election.

The tragedy of Powell is that he </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/feeds/110062999945146410/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5883381&amp;postID=110062999945146410' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/110062999945146410'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/110062999945146410'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/2004/11/colin-powell-bitch-punk-of-year.html' title='Colin Powell - Bitch Punk of the Year'/><author><name>Matt</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883381.post-110057931239672057</id><published>2004-11-15T20:27:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2004-11-15T20:28:32.396-08:00</updated><title type='text'>New Blog - Pitchplay</title><summary type='text'>I've started a new blog for movie-related short fiction, called Pitchplay, where I've posted my first in what will be an endless series of unproduceable film pitches.</summary><link rel='related' href='http://pitchplay.blogspot.com/' title='New Blog - Pitchplay'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/feeds/110057931239672057/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5883381&amp;postID=110057931239672057' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/110057931239672057'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/110057931239672057'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/2004/11/new-blog-pitchplay.html' title='New Blog - Pitchplay'/><author><name>Matt</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883381.post-110004519314201231</id><published>2004-11-09T16:04:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2004-11-09T16:06:33.143-08:00</updated><title type='text'>BULLETIN! WAR ON TERROR OVER! CRIME IN AMERICA ELIMINATED!</title><summary type='text'>John Ashcroft, ever the self-sacrificing soldier, wrote this to President Bush in his resignation letter today:

"The objective of securing the safety of Americans from crime and terror has been achieved."

Whew! Thank God!!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/feeds/110004519314201231/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5883381&amp;postID=110004519314201231' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/110004519314201231'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/110004519314201231'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/2004/11/bulletin-war-on-terror-over-crime-in.html' title='BULLETIN! WAR ON TERROR OVER! CRIME IN AMERICA ELIMINATED!'/><author><name>Matt</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883381.post-109968197062351179</id><published>2004-11-05T10:58:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2004-11-05T11:12:50.623-08:00</updated><title type='text'>CHARLES FOSTER KANE DEFEATED! FRAUD AT POLLS!</title><summary type='text'>Ah, well, better to be beaten than to be robbed. Although there was a lot of robbery going on, at least it was wholesale enough this time not to be contestable. Just ask Boss Jim Gettys. What were we thinking, that we'd be able to take Florida and Ohio with highly partisan Secretaries of State and Governors controlling the electoral machinery? Good grief. It's only going to get worse, in the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/feeds/109968197062351179/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5883381&amp;postID=109968197062351179' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/109968197062351179'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/109968197062351179'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/2004/11/charles-foster-kane-defeated-fraud-at.html' title='CHARLES FOSTER KANE DEFEATED! FRAUD AT POLLS!'/><author><name>Matt</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883381.post-109872760509886650</id><published>2004-10-25T11:05:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-10-25T11:06:45.096-07:00</updated><title type='text'>John Kerry's Last Stump Speech: A modest suggestion</title><summary type='text'>I've written a speech for Kerry to use his final week. It's time to go positive, and to present the case in its essence. I know campaigns are loath to use previous Presidential quotations in speeches because it makes the candidate look derivative, but it's time to put things in context, and I think looking at how past Presidents have framed their own problems can be used to both remind people </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/feeds/109872760509886650/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5883381&amp;postID=109872760509886650' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/109872760509886650'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/109872760509886650'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/2004/10/john-kerrys-last-stump-speech-modest.html' title='John Kerry&apos;s Last Stump Speech: A modest suggestion'/><author><name>Matt</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883381.post-109872186652946368</id><published>2004-10-25T09:22:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-10-25T09:31:06.530-07:00</updated><title type='text'>The Ultimate Supreme Court Doomsday Scenario</title><summary type='text'>Boy, just when you think you've imagined every potentially legalistic scenario fot the election, another one comes up. Chief Justice Rehnquist has been hospitalized with thyroid cancer. While the prognosis is reasonable for an 80-year-old man, it raises this possibility: suppose a Supreme Court justice dies or is incapacitated between now and January 20th? And just suppose it's one of Bush's </summary><link rel='related' href='http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/nation/la-102504rehnquist_wr,1,600544.story?coll=la-home-headlines' title='The Ultimate Supreme Court Doomsday Scenario'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/feeds/109872186652946368/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5883381&amp;postID=109872186652946368' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/109872186652946368'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/109872186652946368'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/2004/10/ultimate-supreme-court-doomsday.html' title='The Ultimate Supreme Court Doomsday Scenario'/><author><name>Matt</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883381.post-109820535774275572</id><published>2004-10-19T10:00:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-10-19T10:02:37.746-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Harry and Louise Discuss the 2004 Presidential Election</title><summary type='text'>From: 	Harry 
To:	Louise
Subj:	Terrorist Eradication	

I am disheartened that your most recent comments on the issue of the household flea infestation seem to indicate that you are content with reducing this menace to the health and safety of our household members to that of a “nuisance”.  Your recent post-it note seems to indicate that while you’re willing to take over the exterminating </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/feeds/109820535774275572/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5883381&amp;postID=109820535774275572' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/109820535774275572'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/109820535774275572'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/2004/10/harry-and-louise-discuss-2004.html' title='Harry and Louise Discuss the 2004 Presidential Election'/><author><name>Matt</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883381.post-109786430477337040</id><published>2004-10-15T10:46:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-10-15T11:18:24.773-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Lesbianism, the Deliciously Ineffective Card and a Licentiously Lurid Word</title><summary type='text'>I hesitate to comment on this matter, because it's just another attempt by the Republicans to distract the campaign from talking about the issues. After all, Mary Cheney has been out of the closet for a decade:: she's not only the Gay and Lesbian corporate relations manager for Coors, and an official of the Bush-Cheney campaign, the Vice-President himself has used her lesbianism as a talking </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/feeds/109786430477337040/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5883381&amp;postID=109786430477337040' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/109786430477337040'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/109786430477337040'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/2004/10/lesbianism-deliciously-ineffective.html' title='Lesbianism, the Deliciously Ineffective Card and a Licentiously Lurid Word'/><author><name>Matt</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883381.post-109768731700428747</id><published>2004-10-13T09:51:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-10-13T10:14:12.510-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Killing You One Customer at a Time: Bad Public Health Policy Will Kill More than All the Terrorists Combined</title><summary type='text'>So we have $200 billion or so out in Iraq, and an administration obssessed with its own program. In the meantime, we discover that half the flu vaccine intended for the United States market is made abroad in Britain, and one little slip-up in a factory has suddenly removed that entire flu vaccine supply. Now we're told that the shortage was a 
"surprise" to the FDA. 

So do you feel safer? </summary><link rel='related' href='http://washingtontimes.com/upi-breaking/20041012-063431-3021r.htm' title='Killing You One Customer at a Time: Bad Public Health Policy Will Kill More than All the Terrorists Combined'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/feeds/109768731700428747/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5883381&amp;postID=109768731700428747' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/109768731700428747'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/109768731700428747'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/2004/10/killing-you-one-customer-at-time-bad.html' title='Killing You One Customer at a Time: Bad Public Health Policy Will Kill More than All the Terrorists Combined'/><author><name>Matt</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883381.post-109768422773163760</id><published>2004-10-13T09:12:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-10-13T09:17:07.733-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Fox Again Pre-empts the Debates for Baseball</title><summary type='text'>I'm surprised more hasn't been made of this, but Fox continues its clear policy of trying to keep as many people as possible from seeing the wretched performance of Bush and Cheney in the debates. Previously, they chose to broadcast the Minnesota Twins - Yankees game instead of the Vice Presidential debate, even though they have the power in their contract with MLB to specify the time in which </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/feeds/109768422773163760/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5883381&amp;postID=109768422773163760' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/109768422773163760'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/109768422773163760'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/2004/10/fox-again-pre-empts-debates-for.html' title='Fox Again Pre-empts the Debates for Baseball'/><author><name>Matt</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883381.post-109768391992996673</id><published>2004-10-13T09:08:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-10-13T09:11:59.930-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Jim Baker doing for Iraq what he did for the rights of Florida voters</title><summary type='text'>Boy, these cats aren't subtle, are they? Jim Baker, who last surfaced to the glare of public exposure as the Bush team's public point man during the 2000 Florida recount, was appointed special envoy to help Iraq obtain debt forgiveness. Baker also is a senior counselor for the Carlyle Group -- remember, Fahrenheit 9/11, Saudis, Bush, money? OK, you remember -- which is representing Kuwait in </summary><link rel='related' href='http://www.guardian.co.uk/Iraq/Story/0,2763,1326037,00.html' title='Jim Baker doing for Iraq what he did for the rights of Florida voters'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/feeds/109768391992996673/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5883381&amp;postID=109768391992996673' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/109768391992996673'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/109768391992996673'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/2004/10/jim-baker-doing-for-iraq-what-he-did.html' title='Jim Baker doing for Iraq what he did for the rights of Florida voters'/><author><name>Matt</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883381.post-109725387531057284</id><published>2004-10-08T09:23:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-10-08T09:44:35.310-07:00</updated><title type='text'>I Guess Bush Really is a Dummy!</title><summary type='text'>Wow, guess what? Bush isn't a puppet of Karl Rove after all..it turns out he's Rove's ventriloquist's dummy!

I normally don't like to make posts that simply echo other things going on in the blogosphere, but this is one I think bears repeated re-linkage. Salon reports this in detail (full article requires a day pass, you'll have to watch an ad). Link to a bigger version of the image at http://</summary><link rel='related' href='http://www.salon.com/news/feature/2004/10/08/bulge/index.html' title='I Guess Bush Really &lt;i&gt;is&lt;/i&gt; a Dummy!'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/feeds/109725387531057284/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5883381&amp;postID=109725387531057284' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/109725387531057284'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/109725387531057284'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/2004/10/i-guess-bush-really-is-dummy.html' title='I Guess Bush Really &lt;i&gt;is&lt;/i&gt; a Dummy!'/><author><name>Matt</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883381.post-109709500796617841</id><published>2004-10-06T13:07:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-10-06T13:43:05.706-07:00</updated><title type='text'>We Don't Report, You Don't Decide</title><summary type='text'>Fox didn't broadcast yesterday's Vice-Presidential debate. They were the only broadcast network not to broadcast the debate. The excuse was that they were going to broadcast the New York Yankees - Minnesota Twins game, presumably because it would get better ratings than a debate, although that's probably an excuse to broadcast a Gomer Pyle re-run.

Fox has considerable influence over when </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/feeds/109709500796617841/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5883381&amp;postID=109709500796617841' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/109709500796617841'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/109709500796617841'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/2004/10/we-dont-report-you-dont-decide.html' title='We Don&apos;t Report, You Don&apos;t Decide'/><author><name>Matt</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883381.post-109693345220458931</id><published>2004-10-04T16:00:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-10-04T16:44:12.206-07:00</updated><title type='text'>How to Stuff the Ballot Box by Not Voting</title><summary type='text'>Here's a conundrum of democracy I hope our Afghani and Iraqi friends don't have to face anytime soon.

I live in a town with a council-weak Mayor form of government. We have four council members, the fifth vote being supplied by the Mayor. The Mayor is up for election every two years, and also every two years, we vote for two of the four council seats.

These are undistricted council seats. </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/feeds/109693345220458931/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5883381&amp;postID=109693345220458931' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/109693345220458931'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/109693345220458931'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/2004/10/how-to-stuff-ballot-box-by-not-voting.html' title='How to Stuff the Ballot Box by &lt;i&gt;Not&lt;/i&gt; Voting'/><author><name>Matt</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883381.post-109665784580917161</id><published>2004-10-01T13:02:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-10-01T12:12:35.423-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Would Bush for vote himself?</title><summary type='text'>Boy, talk about a disintegrating campaign. We all know Ron Reagan, son of the former President, is voting for Kerry, since he spoke at the Democratic convention. But now Dwight Eisenhower's son? Yes, John Eisenhower has switched his 50-year party registration and says he's voting for Kerry.

OK, so Michael Reagan is voting for Bush, and probably Neil and Jeb Bush will vote for Bush as well, </summary><link rel='related' href='http://www.usatoday.com/news/politicselections/nation/president/2004-09-29-kerry-eisenhower_x.htm' title='Would Bush for vote himself?'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/feeds/109665784580917161/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5883381&amp;postID=109665784580917161' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/109665784580917161'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/109665784580917161'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/2004/10/would-bush-for-vote-himself.html' title='Would Bush for vote himself?'/><author><name>Matt</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883381.post-109664840391073578</id><published>2004-10-01T09:31:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-10-01T09:37:04.930-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Back to Life!</title><summary type='text'>Dead Walk the EarthThe cover to the today's revived Life magazine -- reborn as a Parade-style newspaper insert -- proclaims, "Sarah Jessica Parker -- SHE'S BACK! (and so are we)". This is why we, as a nation, rely on journalists: I didn't even know Sarah Jessica Parker had gone some place else, since she seems to be as ubiquitous a figure as ever.

It was Life, of course, that sixty years ago, </summary><link rel='related' href='http://www.life.com/Life/' title='Back to &lt;i&gt;Life&lt;/i&gt;!'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/feeds/109664840391073578/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5883381&amp;postID=109664840391073578' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/109664840391073578'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/109664840391073578'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/2004/10/back-to-life.html' title='Back to &lt;i&gt;Life&lt;/i&gt;!'/><author><name>Matt</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883381.post-109658506603167374</id><published>2004-09-30T15:40:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-09-30T16:22:50.333-07:00</updated><title type='text'>How to Pull No Punches, Below the Belt</title><summary type='text'>I'm bemused by the latest lie from the White House: that George Bush is 6' 0", when he's really just shy of 5' 11".  I'm sure that consideration went into the elaborate negotiations over minutiae of tonight's debate, like the lectern height.

Being a former State Champion debater myself, I always felt constrained by the rules. Assuming Kerry is willing to go the distance for the American people</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/feeds/109658506603167374/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5883381&amp;postID=109658506603167374' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/109658506603167374'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/109658506603167374'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/2004/09/how-to-pull-no-punches-below-belt.html' title='How to Pull No Punches, Below the Belt'/><author><name>Matt</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883381.post-109630713694414458</id><published>2004-09-27T10:44:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-09-27T11:23:33.396-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Elvis Costello's Suicide Note: The Deluxe Twenty-Fifth Anniversary Edition</title><summary type='text'>Francoise Sagan died Friday, author of Bonjour Tristesse.  She couldn't have been that sad if after her teen angst novel was published she lived another 51 years. I vaguely remember reading this about twenty years ago and never thinking twice about it again, although maybe I should check out that Otto Preminger version with David Niven and Deborah Kerr sometime. What a curse to have your first </summary><link rel='related' href='http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B0000B1A5O/qid=1096307106/sr=8-1/ref=pd_csp_1/102-9311490-4832959?v=glance&amp;s=music&amp;n=507846' title='Elvis Costello&apos;s Suicide Note: The Deluxe Twenty-Fifth Anniversary Edition'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/feeds/109630713694414458/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5883381&amp;postID=109630713694414458' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/109630713694414458'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/109630713694414458'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/2004/09/elvis-costellos-suicide-note-deluxe.html' title='Elvis Costello&apos;s Suicide Note: The Deluxe Twenty-Fifth Anniversary Edition'/><author><name>Matt</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883381.post-109604060146918450</id><published>2004-09-24T08:32:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-09-24T08:46:56.036-07:00</updated><title type='text'>God Asks for a Recount</title><summary type='text'>How unusual is it for two hurricanes to do a three-sixty in the same season?


graphic discourtesy New York Times

I believe this annotated version of the map above may explain the weather phenomenon:


graphic courtesy CBS News</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/feeds/109604060146918450/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5883381&amp;postID=109604060146918450' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/109604060146918450'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/109604060146918450'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/2004/09/god-asks-for-recount.html' title='God Asks for a Recount'/><author><name>Matt</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883381.post-109588474950819604</id><published>2004-09-22T13:23:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-09-22T13:25:49.506-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Washington Insiders Back Inside Washington</title><summary type='text'>[Editorial note: a rare cross-posting from my baseball blogging at The Diamond Angle.]

It looks like old Cranky was wrong once again: the Expos will not be awarded to Northern Virginia, but instead to one of the Washington D.C. groups. You can go to  official web site of the Washington DC Baseball Club and suggest a name for the new club: in honor of its racist football cousin, I sugggested </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/feeds/109588474950819604/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5883381&amp;postID=109588474950819604' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/109588474950819604'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/109588474950819604'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/2004/09/washington-insiders-back-inside.html' title='Washington Insiders Back Inside Washington'/><author><name>Matt</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883381.post-109570321108757310</id><published>2004-09-20T10:56:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-09-20T11:00:11.086-07:00</updated><title type='text'>The Little Teapot's Undecided Voter Quiz</title><summary type='text'>Don’t be a Fence Sitter! Find out your future self!
How to land the Candidate of your dreams!
Could you be a Nasty Neocon? A Nader Raider? Or --  a Flaming Liberal?
10 Steps to being a Sexy, Sexy Swing Voter

(As a service to our readers, The Little Teapot fills the void between The New York Times Poll and Cosmopolitan.)

Circle your answers for each of the questions below. 

1.	When </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/feeds/109570321108757310/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5883381&amp;postID=109570321108757310' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/109570321108757310'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/109570321108757310'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/2004/09/little-teapots-undecided-voter-quiz.html' title='The Little Teapot&apos;s Undecided Voter Quiz'/><author><name>Matt</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883381.post-109553587749747153</id><published>2004-09-18T13:28:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-09-18T12:31:17.496-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Wanted: Office Boy -- No Experience Necessary</title><summary type='text'>[Editorial Note: this is another unsold article that's a little out of date now, but it's Saturday. Call me a La-Z-boy.]

The rap on Senator John Edwards from the Republicans upon his selection as John Kerry’s Vice Presidential ticket-mate was that he did not have enough experience to be President – a thought perhaps shared at one point by Kerry. Being ready to assume the Presidency is one of </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/feeds/109553587749747153/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5883381&amp;postID=109553587749747153' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/109553587749747153'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/109553587749747153'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/2004/09/wanted-office-boy-no-experience.html' title='Wanted: Office Boy -- No Experience Necessary'/><author><name>Matt</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883381.post-109543445824206704</id><published>2004-09-17T08:17:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-09-18T12:24:39.856-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Blue States, Red Sox, and Black and White Pinstripes</title><summary type='text'>Yankee Ingenuity and The Secret Strategy for Victory for the Kerry Campaign

[Editorial note: this article also appeared on The Diamond Angle under my byline there as the Baseball Crank.]

John Kerry started out the week of the Democratic National Convention in Boston with a surprise unannounced visit to the Boston Red Sox New York Yankees game at Fenway Park on Sunday, July 25th. Kerry threw</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/feeds/109543445824206704/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5883381&amp;postID=109543445824206704' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/109543445824206704'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/109543445824206704'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/2004/09/blue-states-red-sox-and-black-and.html' title='Blue States, Red Sox, and Black and White Pinstripes'/><author><name>Matt</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883381.post-109535482809510201</id><published>2004-09-16T08:40:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-09-16T11:16:27.286-07:00</updated><title type='text'>It's the End of the Ramones</title><summary type='text'>It's so sad but we all know it's the end of the Ramones. 

Here's how they died:

Joey was a vegetable, resulting in lymphatic cancer.
Dee Dee went bald, causing him to OD on heroin.
Johnny got kicked in the head, which gave him prostate cancer.

But, it's true, the kids still love them all. 

Tho, think on this: here's how they will be remembered by the masses:


The Blitzkrieg Bop </summary><link rel='related' href='http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/Music/09/16/obit.ramone.ap/index.html' title='It&apos;s the End of the Ramones'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/feeds/109535482809510201/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5883381&amp;postID=109535482809510201' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/109535482809510201'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/109535482809510201'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/2004/09/its-end-of-ramones.html' title='It&apos;s the End of the Ramones'/><author><name>Matt</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883381.post-109526465889822680</id><published>2004-09-15T08:45:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-09-15T09:21:31.190-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Al Gore's Take on Our National Intelligence Assessment</title><summary type='text'>There's a nice profile of former Vice President Al Gore in the September 13, 2004 New Yorker by David Remnick -- a strange sort of "Where are they now?" piece which is as much a rumination on  "Where's his head now?" as a profile piece. It's fascinating in that the depth of an intellect like Gore's can seemingly only be unleashed fully when freed of the requirements of attaining elected office. </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/feeds/109526465889822680/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5883381&amp;postID=109526465889822680' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/109526465889822680'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/109526465889822680'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/2004/09/al-gores-take-on-our-national.html' title='Al Gore&apos;s Take on Our National Intelligence Assessment'/><author><name>Matt</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883381.post-109519900722377811</id><published>2004-09-14T14:37:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-09-14T15:04:45.140-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Our National Hobgoblin</title><summary type='text'>
A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little statesmen and philosophers and divines. With consistency a great soul has simply nothing to do...Speak what you think to-day in words as hard as cannon-balls, and to-morrow speak what to-morrow thinks in hard words again, though it contradict every thing you said to-day.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Of course, if you quoted </summary><link rel='related' href='http://www.cnn.com/2004/ALLPOLITICS/09/14/bush.tues.ap/index.html' title='Our National Hobgoblin'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/feeds/109519900722377811/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5883381&amp;postID=109519900722377811' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/109519900722377811'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/109519900722377811'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/2004/09/our-national-hobgoblin.html' title='Our National Hobgoblin'/><author><name>Matt</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883381.post-109513883635304789</id><published>2004-09-13T22:13:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-09-13T22:18:18.863-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Sadaam Jones' Locker</title><summary type='text'>So THAT'S  where the weapons of mass destruction were!

Yes, boys and girls, there are 11 missing nuclear weapons out there somewhere. Ours, thank god. If they were missing terrorist weapons, God knows what kind of trouble we'd be in.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/feeds/109513883635304789/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5883381&amp;postID=109513883635304789' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/109513883635304789'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/109513883635304789'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/2004/09/sadaam-jones-locker.html' title='Sadaam Jones&apos; Locker'/><author><name>Matt</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883381.post-109510972324276861</id><published>2004-09-13T13:38:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-09-13T21:51:32.936-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Holy Grave Robbers of Gotham, Batman</title><summary type='text'>Holy forty pieces of silver, Judas. This may be in even worse taste than the President using pictures of corpses from Ground Zero in his political advertising.: coins struck from silver recovered from Ground Zero, bearing the image of the WTC. OK, maybe not quite as bad as the Bush ads, but it's pretty close.

So, I'm asking myself, how the heck did an ad for it show up on my blog? Yes, it's </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/feeds/109510972324276861/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5883381&amp;postID=109510972324276861' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/109510972324276861'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/109510972324276861'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/2004/09/holy-grave-robbers-of-gotham-batman.html' title='Holy Grave Robbers of Gotham, Batman'/><author><name>Matt</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883381.post-109510336606100209</id><published>2004-09-13T13:15:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-09-13T12:24:30.880-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Weapons of Mass Destruction Related Program Activities Part II</title><summary type='text'>OK, let me make sure I've got this straight. After years of UN inspections followed by a year and a half on the ground in Iraq, the Bush administration remains convinced that Sadaam had active weapons programs to acquire nuclear weapons, etc. But in North Korea, they keep claiming the North has no nuclear capabilities even though the North Koreans are bragging about it.

So a mushroom cloud </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/feeds/109510336606100209/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5883381&amp;postID=109510336606100209' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/109510336606100209'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/109510336606100209'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/2004/09/weapons-of-mass-destruction-related.html' title='Weapons of Mass Destruction Related Program Activities Part II'/><author><name>Matt</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883381.post-109492691763841731</id><published>2004-09-11T11:21:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-09-11T11:29:21.853-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Poll Dancers</title><summary type='text'>One of the great failings of the media in this era has been the refusal to examine the issues, the objectivity of the facts of allegations put forth by various campaigns, or do much in the way of deeper investigations of real voters and the conditions in which they make decisions. They prefer instead to focus on the "horse race". The reasons for this are several. It's a lot easier. All one has to</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/feeds/109492691763841731/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5883381&amp;postID=109492691763841731' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/109492691763841731'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/109492691763841731'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/2004/09/poll-dancers.html' title='Poll Dancers'/><author><name>Matt</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883381.post-109483945132032437</id><published>2004-09-10T10:51:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-09-10T11:04:11.320-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Flying Low</title><summary type='text'>Here's one high on the list of boring campaign issues nobody is paying any attention to: the federal government's "bail out" of the airline industry following 9/11. (It seems kinf of unfortunate to use the image of jumping out of a plane to describe a subsidy of the airline industry.)

The US Government (also known as you, taxpayer) has thrown at least $15 billion towards the airline industry </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/feeds/109483945132032437/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5883381&amp;postID=109483945132032437' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/109483945132032437'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/109483945132032437'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/2004/09/flying-low.html' title='Flying Low'/><author><name>Matt</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883381.post-109457485321426228</id><published>2004-09-07T09:33:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-09-07T09:34:13.213-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Contributing to the Political Process</title><summary type='text'>I had an article on Slate last week, which I neglected to post up here. Here's the link.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/feeds/109457485321426228/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5883381&amp;postID=109457485321426228' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/109457485321426228'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/109457485321426228'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/2004/09/contributing-to-political-process.html' title='Contributing to the Political Process'/><author><name>Matt</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883381.post-109423539653033576</id><published>2004-09-03T11:14:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-09-03T11:16:36.530-07:00</updated><title type='text'>The Lyingator</title><summary type='text'>The Governor thinks he saw Russian tanks when he was a kid, but the Russians were out of his part of Austria by the time he was born. The Governor thinks he grew up under the boot of socialism, when in fact Austria never had a socialist government while Arnold lived there, and had the most conservative government on record when he left for the United States (which was then under the liberal </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/feeds/109423539653033576/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5883381&amp;postID=109423539653033576' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/109423539653033576'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/109423539653033576'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/2004/09/lyingator.html' title='The Lyingator'/><author><name>Matt</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883381.post-109415907573549435</id><published>2004-09-02T13:58:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-09-02T14:12:14.503-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Burritos at four a.m....and TWINS!</title><summary type='text'>
Editor's Note: the following is a parody. It is not in any way, shape, or form meant to represent the actual remarks of the Bush twins to the Republican National Convention on August 30, 2004.


Jenna Bush: It's great to be here. We love Arnold. Isn't he awesome? Thanks to him, if one of us ever decides to marry a Democrat, nobody can complain.

Except maybe our Grandmother, Barbara. And, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/feeds/109415907573549435/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5883381&amp;postID=109415907573549435' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/109415907573549435'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/109415907573549435'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/2004/09/burritos-at-four-amand-twins.html' title='Burritos at four a.m....and TWINS!'/><author><name>Matt</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883381.post-109362570520518832</id><published>2004-08-27T09:51:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-08-27T09:55:05.206-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Letter to Senator McCain</title><summary type='text'>I've really been stewing about the "Swift Boat" ads the last few days, but what has disturbed me most about this has been Senator McCain's failure to walk the walk after talking the talk. Have I been completely wrong that John McCain is the last honest man in Washington? So I wrote him a letter this morning, which I have mailed:

Senator John McCain
241 Russell Senate Office Building
</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/feeds/109362570520518832/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5883381&amp;postID=109362570520518832' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/109362570520518832'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/109362570520518832'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/2004/08/letter-to-senator-mccain.html' title='Letter to Senator McCain'/><author><name>Matt</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883381.post-109353739036445890</id><published>2004-08-26T09:09:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-08-26T09:25:35.610-07:00</updated><title type='text'>McCain -- Chump.</title><summary type='text'>From the New York Times today:

Mr. McCain has long said he will do whatever the president asks to help re-elect him. Both he and Mr. Weaver said they did not expect the senator to become so closely involved in the effort. "But I'm not surprised,'' Mr. McCain said, "because I think it's obvious that there's a number of undecided voters who approve of me. Polls show that.''

Some have </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/feeds/109353739036445890/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5883381&amp;postID=109353739036445890' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/109353739036445890'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/109353739036445890'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/2004/08/mccain-chump.html' title='McCain -- Chump.'/><author><name>Matt</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883381.post-109277080790279540</id><published>2004-08-17T12:26:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-08-17T12:26:47.903-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Book Review: The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time, by Mark Haddon</title><summary type='text'>This marvelous little book is much more of an accomplished literary work and a fascinating read than might be suggested by comparisons to other works with ostensibly similar subject matter. The narrator of the book, Christopher, is incapable of having true emotional understanding, and in a work of literature that's an incredibly daunting technical problem. (I would caution against reading reviews</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/feeds/109277080790279540/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5883381&amp;postID=109277080790279540' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/109277080790279540'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/109277080790279540'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/2004/08/book-review-curious-incident-of-dog-in.html' title='Book Review: &lt;i&gt;The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time&lt;/i&gt;, by Mark Haddon'/><author><name>Matt</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883381.post-109243170357016899</id><published>2004-08-13T14:14:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-08-13T14:15:03.570-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Child of Julia</title><summary type='text'>I can't dredge up a single 'French Chef' recipe from memory, and I can't tell you I learned a single cooking technique from watching Julia Child. I have vivid memories of watching her in the afternoons on PBS in the 1970s and not really paying attention at all to what she was doing so much as how she was doing it. I don't know for sure, but I suspect the only reason I ever watched 'The French </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/feeds/109243170357016899/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5883381&amp;postID=109243170357016899' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/109243170357016899'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/109243170357016899'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/2004/08/child-of-julia.html' title='Child of Julia'/><author><name>Matt</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883381.post-109242244271179030</id><published>2004-08-13T11:38:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-08-13T11:40:42.710-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Book Review: Intelligence in War by John Keegan</title><summary type='text'>John Keegan's Intelligence in War: Knowledge of the Enemy from Napolean to Al-Qaeda is a strangely unsatisfying book. It's quite readable, combining Mr. Keegan's unsurpassable erudition in military history with a readable format, focussing on eight episodes of the intersection of warfare with various forms of intelligence. As eight individual case studies, it's an excellent read for those looking</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/feeds/109242244271179030/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5883381&amp;postID=109242244271179030' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/109242244271179030'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/109242244271179030'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/2004/08/book-review-intelligence-in-war-by.html' title='Book Review: &lt;i&gt;Intelligence in War&lt;/i&gt; by John Keegan'/><author><name>Matt</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883381.post-109241238864996716</id><published>2004-08-13T08:48:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-08-13T08:53:08.650-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Relativism</title><summary type='text'>Dear Wolf (I hope I may call you that, Mr. Blitzer),

Giving air time to the authors of a work of fiction on John Kerry's
war record does not seem to me to be in the spirit of rigorous
analytical fact-checking that ought to underpin journalism. Just
because somebody makes charges that a certain version of historical
facts is incorrect does not elevate them to the level of credible
source </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/feeds/109241238864996716/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5883381&amp;postID=109241238864996716' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/109241238864996716'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/109241238864996716'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/2004/08/relativism.html' title='Relativism'/><author><name>Matt</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883381.post-109183011544295550</id><published>2004-08-06T15:07:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-08-13T10:27:56.666-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Happy Birthday to Me</title><summary type='text'>Happy birthday to me -- here's my annual birthday mix!



 
 
 
  Cut
  Cutter
 
 
  Praise You
  Fatboy Slim
 
 
  Credit in the Straight World
  Hole
 
 
  Minority
  Green Day
 
 
  Mmmbop
  Hanson
 
 
  Evie's Tears
  Freddy Johnston
 
 
  Declare Guerre Nucleaire
  The Hives
 
 
  Depth Charge
  Jon &amp; The Nightriders
 
 
  Mass Romantic
  New </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/feeds/109183011544295550/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5883381&amp;postID=109183011544295550' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/109183011544295550'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5883381/posts/default/109183011544295550'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattwall.blogspot.com/2004/08/happy-birthday-to-me.html' title='Happy Birthday to Me'/><author><name>Matt</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
